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• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
  Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten. Lisa
  I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only eight....
• Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home, &l
  I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going to school....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
  I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!...
• Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
  And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....