Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi, Maggie! I'm
speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo! Hee hee hee, hope
that didn't scare you. Well, Maggie, you're grown-up now, and unless
you taped over this, you're probably wondering what kind of man
your father was. He was a simple man, a kind man, a gentle man who
loved his children and... [phone rings] D'oh! [answers] Hello!
Yeah, he's here, who is this? [scratches his butt] ... Bart's friend
Millhouse? Bart! Get your butt down here!
-- Homer tries to make a tape for Maggie, "One Fish,
Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
speaking to you from beyond the grave. Woooooooo! Hee hee hee, hope
that didn't scare you. Well, Maggie, you're grown-up now, and unless
you taped over this, you're probably wondering what kind of man
your father was. He was a simple man, a kind man, a gentle man who
loved his children and... [phone rings] D'oh! [answers] Hello!
Yeah, he's here, who is this? [scratches his butt] ... Bart's friend
Millhouse? Bart! Get your butt down here!
-- Homer tries to make a tape for Maggie, "One Fish,
Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
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- Goodbye, Maggie. Stay as sweet as you are.
Goodbye,
Lisa. I know you'll make me proud. Goodbye, Bart.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah,... - Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath?
Lisa: No,
not really. Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly... - Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid... - Homer: [spots his harmonica-playing cell-mate]
That's sort of nice.
What are you in for? Man: Atmosphere. -- Homer... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Wiggum: Son, you wait here while Daddy tries to talk some sense into
this raving derelict.
[the man raves as Wiggum walks up] Wiggum: [motioning]...
