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• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
  -- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
  .. -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh good.
  He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!...
• Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary publics!
  Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him off with a banana or two!...
• Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on a road trip.
  [Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window] [Flipsy gets run over by a car] Nelso...
• Boy is my face red.
  -- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
  Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and cheese?...
• Burns: And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
  Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals. Burn: Oh, I don't like everything about them....