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• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
  -- In court, Mr. Burns justifies his actions, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
  Burns' office right now and... Smithe...
• Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
  Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide, twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds.
  -- Mr. Burns realizes that Bart made up his story, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Burns: And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
  Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals. Burn: Oh, I don't like everything about them....
• Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
  .. -- Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Once, during a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage, the judge asked, "Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?
  She answered, "On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it....
• Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?
  Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...