I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
-- Bart introduces himself to Satan,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Bart: Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?
Satan: Oh, sure, yeah. But, eh, you wouldn't like... - Boy is my face red.
-- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Satan: Remember: Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
Bart: Yes, sir! -- Some parting advice, "Bart Gets... - Ah, Simpson. At last we meet.
-- Mr. Burns, calling Homer in regarding Bart's
accident,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash
settlement.
But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash... - With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor,
the boy's not a doctor, the only person who even comes... - Man: Hello? Who's this?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone... - I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
-- Bart in "Krusty the Clown" (Tracy Ullman Show),
from The... - Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz,
attorney at law. Here's my card. It turns into...
