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• I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
  -- Bart introduces himself to Satan, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• According to this, you're not due to arrive until the Yankees wins the pennant.
  That's nearly a century from now....
• Satan: Remember: Lie, cheat, steal, and listen to heavy metal music!
  Bart: Yes, sir! -- Some parting advice, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• With all due respect, Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, the boy's not a doctor, the only person who even comes CLOSE is this man [Nick Riviera].
  -- Lionel Hutz responding to Marge's skepticism, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Smithers: I think the boy is hurt. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
  -- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Bart: Um, say, is there anything I can do to avoid coming back here?
  Satan: Oh, sure, yeah. But, eh, you wouldn't like it....
• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
  -- Homer's love for Marge is shaken, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Hey, cool, I'm dead. -- Bart realizes he's dead, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca
• Defenseless child at three o'clock.
  -- Smithers spying a helpless Bart in the street, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...