Smithers: I think the boy is hurt.
Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get
going.
-- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get
going.
-- after... "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
Related:
- Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that,
Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out. -- Burns... - Sorry, offer's expired, I guess we'll just have to let the jury decide,
twelve good men and true, Smithers release the hounds... - Oh, it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining.
I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys.
Mr. Burns' view of events, "Bart Gets Hit by a... - Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls!
Lenny: Oh good.
He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The... - Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary
publics!
Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll... - Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on
a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window]... - Boy is my face red.
-- Satan after realizing Bart isn't due to arrive yet,
"Bart Gets Hit by a... - Homer: [thinks] A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.
Marge: Homer? Would you like some more macaroni and... - Burns: And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
Marge: Hm, I didn't know you liked animals. Burn: ...
