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• Myers: Take a letter, Miss White. Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program.
  Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection....
• Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
  Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the butt.
  Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there....
• Homer: I'm thinking of a number between one and fifty.
  Marge: Is it 37? Homer: D'oh! ... I mean.... No. -- A numbers racket, "Itchy and Scratchy...
• You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice lived such interesting lives.
  -- Homer watches Itchy and Scratchy, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• Lisa: Itchy and Scratchy seem to have lost their edge.
  .. Marge: Well, I think it conveys a very nice message about sharing....
• D'oh! Twenty million women in the world and I had to marry Jane Fonda.
  -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
• I will try to raise a better child. -- Marge's blackboard punishment, "Itchy and Scratchy
  The Movie...