Artist: This will be the art event of the century. The greatest
masterpiece of the Italian renaissance, Michelangelo's David,
on a coast-to-coast tour of United States.
Reporter: Uh, sir, which cities will be included on your itinerary?
Artist: Eh, New York, Springfield, and if we have time, Chicago,
Boston, Los Angeles.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
masterpiece of the Italian renaissance, Michelangelo's David,
on a coast-to-coast tour of United States.
Reporter: Uh, sir, which cities will be included on your itinerary?
Artist: Eh, New York, Springfield, and if we have time, Chicago,
Boston, Los Angeles.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
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