Krusty: Hi, Kids! [laughs] [sees Empty Studio] Huh?
Krusty: Hi, kids! [laughs]
[sees empty studio]
Huh? Is it Saturday?
-- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge"
Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time for Itchy and Scratchy!...
Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
[laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
Marge: What kind of warped human being would find that funny?
Homer: [laughs] Marge: Mm... -- "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...
Itchy: Thanks, kids. Now we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment.
Scratchy: Yup. This week is the grand opening of "Itchy and Scratchy Land" -- the violentest place on earth[tm]....
I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
-- Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
Krusty: Poochie's dead! [laughs] [children in the audience cheer loudly] Well kid
we all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week....
Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
But instead, we've got the next best thing!...
Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner....
Didn't Itchy Junior look happy playing with his father?
And didn't Scratchy Junior look happy playing with his dad until they got run over by a thresher?...