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• Krusty: Where is that lousy little pisher -- [Bart walks in] [joyfully] Bart!
  [kisses him] [On stage, a fanfare plays] And now, boys and girls, here he is, the boy that says the words you've been longing to hear, like the salivating dogs that you are, Bart Simpson!...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Edna: Go away, Bart, this is not a good time. Ba
  I saw you two fighting...I'm worried there could be a strike and the school would shut down....
• Bart: Oh wow, cool! Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
  Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's just pretend violence, which is _actually_ beneficial for children....
• Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy? Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work
  he only one who has it easy is Marge....
• Bart: Wow. Bein' in show business is like a dream.
  We're really lucky, aren't we? Workman: I wish I was dead....
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day, on "BartChat".
  [A little girl dials "BartChat"] Barney: BartChat....
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....