Homer: Oh Lord, On This Blessed Day, We Thank Thee For Giving Our Family One More Crack At Togetherness.
Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family
one more crack at togetherness.
-- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family's experienced .
.. well, not today. You saw what happened. Oh, Lord, be honest....
Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
-- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Lisa: Mmph. [as Bart muffles her with a cushion] Home
Bart! Stop fighting with your sister! Bart: She took my glue!...
Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
-- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Homer: This place is depressing. Grampa: Hey! I live here.
Homer: Oh, well, I'm sure it's a blast once you get used to it....
You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a FARCE.
[the Bart Simpson balloon floats past] -- Homer watches the Thanksgiving Day parade with Bart, "Bart vs....