Looks Like They'll Be Feeding Him Thanksgiving Dinner Through A Tube.
Looks like they'll be feeding him Thanksgiving dinner through a tube.
-- Sportscaster on the quarterback's recent injury,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
Holy moley! That's the biggest... one of those I ever saw!
-- Homer appreciates Lisa's Thanksgiving dinner table centerpiece, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
Homer: Oh Lord, on this blessed day, we thank Thee for giving our family one more crack at togetherness.
All: Amen. -- Homer says grace at the second Thanksgiving dinner, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving...
And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is.
Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream. Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and love our family has experienced....
Cool! The wrong side of the tracks! -- Bart crosses the railroad tracks, "Bart vs.
Twelve bucks and a free cookie! What a country! [passes out] -- Bart gives blood, "Bart vs.
You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
Lisa: Mom, I poured my heart into that centerpiece!
[which Bart destroyed] Things like that &l...
Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving