Son, This Is A Tradition. If They Start Building A Balloon For Every Flash-in-the-pan Cartoon Character, You'll Turn The Parade Into A FARCE.

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Son, this is a tradition. If they start building a balloon for every
flash-in-the-pan cartoon character, you'll turn the parade into a FARCE.
[the Bart Simpson balloon floats past]
-- Homer watches the Thanksgiving Day parade with Bart,
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving" [a little meta-humor for your