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  Bart: Ah, what do you care about good comics? All you every buy is Casper the Wimpy Ghost....
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• Do you think the ghost of Dirk Richter haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found?
• Marge: Maybe a part-time job is the answer. Bart: Oh, Mom, I couldn't ask you to do that.
  Your already taking care of Maggie and Lisa is such a handful....
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Barney: Hey, Bart, can you give me one on credit? I'm a little short this week.
  Bart: Beat it. -- No harm in trying, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• Bart: I need a hundred dollars for a comic book. Home
  A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Milangelo?...
• Bart: I want this more than anything in the world.
  Homer: Well, T.S.! -- Bart wants $100 to buy a comic book, "Three Men and a Comic Book...