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  Let's see some ID. Bart: Here ya go, doll-face....
• Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
  We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President?...
• Bart: Ma, could you get me some milk? Marge: [feeding Maggie] Can't you get it yourself?
  Bart: No, that's okay. I'll just go without liquid....
• Marge: Now we can blame him for everything! Home
  It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry....
• Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
  Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...
• Bart flicks a pea at Lisa] Lisa: Hey! Mom! Bart's throwing peas.
  Marge: Bart, don't throw peas at your sister. Ba...
• Bart: Give it up Dad. Piggy ain't coming back. Home
  Lisa! You ruined my barbeque! I demand you apologize this second!...
• Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
  Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...