Lisa: [to Bart] Why are you so happy?
Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work; the only
one who has it easy is Marge.
[Marge scrubs at the floor, grunting]
-- Easy is relative, "Bart Gets Famous"
Homer: Yeah. You kids gotta go to school, I gotta go to work; the only
one who has it easy is Marge.
[Marge scrubs at the floor, grunting]
-- Easy is relative, "Bart Gets Famous"
Related:
- Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy... - Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. You're only ten.
Lisa:
I've got a weekend job helping the poor and I'm only... - Bart: No way, she's faking! If Lisa[?] stays home,
<I> stay home. Lisa: If Bart stays home, I'm going... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Bart: Please don't make me stay, dad. I'll do anything you say.
I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes! Homer... - Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination.... - Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.}
Lisa:
{Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.} Homer...
