Homer: You know, boy, some of the players you see tonight may make it
to the big leagues someday.
Bart: What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major-leaguers?
Homer: Sure! We get a nice mix here.
-- At the ballpark to watch the local minor league team,
"Dancin' Homer"
to the big leagues someday.
Bart: What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major-leaguers?
Homer: Sure! We get a nice mix here.
-- At the ballpark to watch the local minor league team,
"Dancin' Homer"
Related:
- Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor
umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat... - Homer walks dejected through the empty alley]
Homer:
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart:
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class?
Homer:
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy,
what do you think of the name Larry? Homer:...
From the same category:
- Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV
and eating food?
Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart... - Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely,
Since my baby left me.
I got no money, And nothing is free. ... - Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a... - Marge: Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably,
doctor? Hibert: Mm, better let him rest up a while... - Wiggum: Don't be a fool, Simpson! Let the kid go!
Burns:
[through amplifier] The negotiations have failed. ...
