Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor
umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me
the right, no, the duty! to make a complete ass of myself.
Marge: Mph.
-- At the ballpark to watch the local minor league team,
"Dancin' Homer"
umpire.
Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me
the right, no, the duty! to make a complete ass of myself.
Marge: Mph.
-- At the ballpark to watch the local minor league team,
"Dancin' Homer"
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