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• Homer: You know, boy, some of the players you see tonight may make it to the big leagues someday.
  Bart: What? Aren't we going to see any washed-up major-leaguers?...
• Homer: Don't fill up on those vegetables, kids.
  Save room for your nachos! Lisa+Bart: All right!...
• Otto: Hey, who's this "Homer" dude? Burns: He's either a 50-foot prehistoric ape, or a tourist trap concocted by the Ape Island Jaycees.
  Either way, we're going ashore. Marge: [walks into scene] Am I going too?...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor umpire.
  Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty!...
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's first ball, the man whose name is synonymous with our nation's safest and cleanest energy source, Mr.
  Montgomery Burns! [isolated smatterings of applause] Smithe...
• Homer: Hey! We could be a team... [at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
  Kid: You're short one person. Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us for years....
• Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
  Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....
• Otto: [humming into the bus microphone] Bart: Hey, Otto, can I use that microphone?
  Otto: Sorry, Bart-dude, it's for emergencies only. -- on the bus, "Bart the Daredevil...