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• I will not fake my way through life. -- Bart's blackboard punishment, "Bart Gets an F
• I will not fake seizures.
• Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
• In the beginning, I was made. I didn't ask to be made.
  No one consulted with me or considered my feelings in this matter....
• In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to me made.
  No one consulted me or considered my feelings in this matter....