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• Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am? Homer: I dunno.
  A hundred and two? Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one....
• a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast] Bu
  Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello....
• Marge: What if he's crazy? Homer: And what if he's not?
  Then we'd look like idiots. Burns Baby Bu...
• Burns: I'm giving you your old job back. Homer: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
  Burns: Now get out of here before I reconsider. Home...
• Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
  Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating....
• Burns: How would you improve the worker situation? Home
  Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
• Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
  Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that....
• Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
  Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots....
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...