Homer: [ahem] A lot of you would think I was crazy if I did this.
[burns a dollar bill]
Burns: He's crazy!
-- Homer gives a speech, "Simpson and Delilah"
[burns a dollar bill]
Burns: He's crazy!
-- Homer gives a speech, "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Burns: Simpson, how old do you think I am?
Homer: I dunno.
A hundred and two? Burns: [sadly] I'm only eighty-one... - a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast]
Burns:
Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly... - Marge: What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not?
Then we'd look like idiots. Burns Baby... - Burns: I'm giving you your old job back.
Homer: Oh,
thank you, thank you, thank you! Burns: Now get out... - Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small
shortcut,
you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you? Homer... - Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?
Homer:
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday... - Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win
a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Burns: Let me rephrase that... - Homer: Ooh! Let's pick him up!
Marge: No! What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots... - Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
[Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall]...
From the same category:
- Marge: Hmm! It's not bad!
Frank: It's not only not bad -
it's not bread. "Knot bread", you get it? ... - Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Homer+Bart: Hi Doctor Nick!
Nick: Now there are many options available for dangerously... - Lenny: Hey, did you hear something?
Carl: No.
Lenny:
Hmm. Did I? Carl: [exhasperated] I don't know. ... - Grunting and slurping noises]
Mindy: [mouth full] I can't believe we ordered so much!
Homer: Oh, something's missing...ooh! One of the turkeys... - Lisa: Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here to
feeding time.
So we sit around like cattle, chewing our cud, ...
