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• Maybe I should just cut my losses, give up on Lisa, and make a fresh start with Maggie.
  -- Homer, "Lisa's Pony...
• Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have....
• Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
  Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!...
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minute
  eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy....
• Lisa: I gave up the pony. Homer: You did? Lisa: Mm hm.
  There's a big, dumb animal I love even more than that horse....
• Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want? Lisa
  An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
• Bart: Sorry I froze you out Lis, I, I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the girl issue.
  Lisa: [sighs] I'm tired of being an issue, Bart....