Related:

• Keep brain from freezing. -- Homer Simpson Simpson and Delilah
• Why should you get nothing, while some guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?
• Homer: [picks up a note] Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards.
  All the big words are spelled phonetically Home...
• Voice: Warning... Problem in Sector 7-G. Burns: 7-G?
  Good God, who's the safety inspector there? Smithe...
• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Dear God, just give me one channel!
  [dramatic camera angle] -- Homer can't fix the TV set, "The Way We Wa...
• Dry fish-sticks! This sucks! -- Homer complains about cafeteria fare, "Simpson and Delilah
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
  .. -- Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and Delilah...