Voice: Warning... Problem in Sector 7-G.
Burns: 7-G? Good God, who's the safety inspector there?
Smithers: [calls up a video file photo of a hairful Homer]
Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? Good man? Intelligent?
Smithers: [reluctantly] Actually, sir, he was hired under Project
Bootstrap.
Burns: [sarcastically] Thank you, President Ford.
-- Quality is Job One, "Homer Defined"
Burns: 7-G? Good God, who's the safety inspector there?
Smithers: [calls up a video file photo of a hairful Homer]
Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? Good man? Intelligent?
Smithers: [reluctantly] Actually, sir, he was hired under Project
Bootstrap.
Burns: [sarcastically] Thank you, President Ford.
-- Quality is Job One, "Homer Defined"
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