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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Marge: What do you charge for lessons? Jacques: Twenty-five dollars.
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• Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
  Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart!...
• Do you speak English? Ah...a little. Yes - when you say 'a little' what exactly do you mea
  I mean can we talk, or are we going to spend the rest of the afternoon asking each other the way to the beach in very loud voices?...
• As my friends will tell you, I have an very good memory.
  It just isn't very long. -- Keneth Iverso...
• Bart+Lisa: HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY! Homer: [alarmed] Aaggh!
  Whaa... What! Lisa: Here's your birthday breakfast!...
• Marge: Lisa, Bart, what did you two learn in Sunday School today?
  Lisa: The answers to deep theological questions. Ba...
• If you can read this, thank a teacher.