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• Arthur, I have to tell you something very important over in that pub.
• You have many friends and very few enemies.
• You may see me tonight with an illegal smile. It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while.
  Won't you please tell the man I didn't hurt anyone....
• I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Have you ever met a man of good character where women are concerned?
  Well, I haven't. I find that whenever a woman becomes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance...
• I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
• May you have many friends and very few living enemies.
• You have many friends and very few living enemies.
• Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.
  "Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that....