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• Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do?
  Rachel's all like, "I love you and, and let's work on this....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Think much, speak little, and write less. However, if you are going to write
  it is well to write what you think people think you think rather than what you think, because people have no idea what you think, and likely as not, are uninterested....
• Whenever people say we mustn't be sentimental, you can take it they are about to do something cruel.
  And, if they add, we must be realistic, they mean they are going to make money out of it....
• If an animal does something, they call it instinct.
  If we do exactly the same thing for the same reason, they call it intelligence....
• Bart: OK...steady, Bart. Taking ballet doesn't make you any less of a man.
  [opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
• Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
  Look at the way they admire and adore him....
• Laura's mother: Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
  I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it....
• Alien: Greetings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened.
  We mean you no harm. Marge: You, you speak English....