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• Apu: You look familiar, sir. Are you on the television or something?
  Homer: Sorry buddy, you've got me confused with Fred Flintstone. -- "Homer's Night Ou...
• Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?
  Homer: "Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone....
• Apu: {[holds out a towel] Good morning, sir!} Home
  {Aah!} Apu: {Relax, please. You do not have anything I have not seen before....
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was _I_ who wronged _you_.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you.
  So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service....
• Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car -- Vendo
  [frightened] Take anything you want, man! Take it all!...
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...