Smithers: Boy, Someone's Really Gobbling Up The Juice, Sir.
Smithers: Boy, someone's really gobbling up the juice, sir.
Burns: Excellent! Excellent! [walking over to a power meter]
Perhaps this energy conservation fad is as dead as the dodo.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
[to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
Burns: Ugh, I've never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.
Smithers: Fabulous observation sir, just fabulous. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
Burns: Musicians, cease that infernal tootling! [they do] Smithe
[hands Burns a card] Burns: Thank you all. Smithe...
Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
Smithers: Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.
Burns: Excellent. [Anthony Hopkins is wheeled in restrained a la Hannibal Lecter] Hopki...
Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
.. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
-- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...