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• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• Burns: Ugh, I've never seen such an obvious attempt to curry my favor.
  Smithers: Fabulous observation sir, just fabulous. -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
• Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning of this slacking off?
  Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Bu...
• Burns: Musicians, cease that infernal tootling! [they do] Smithe
  [hands Burns a card] Burns: Thank you all. Smithe...
• Smithers: Mr. Burns, are you ready? Burns: Yes. Smithe
  Are you set? Burns: Yes. Smithers: [whispers] Go, Mr....
• Smithers: Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.
  Burns: Excellent. [Anthony Hopkins is wheeled in restrained a la Hannibal Lecter] Hopki...
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...