Smithers: Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.
Burns: Excellent.
[Anthony Hopkins is wheeled in restrained a la Hannibal
Lecter]
Hopkins: Excellent. [hisses]
Burns: Next!
[William Shatner appears, dressed as Captain Kirk]
Shatner: Ex...cel-lent!
Burns: Next!
Homer: Exactly. Heh, heh...d'oh!
Burns: Next!
Chespirito: Exellente!
Spielbergo: Es muy bueno.
Burns: Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself.
-- "A Star is Burns"
Burns: Excellent.
[Anthony Hopkins is wheeled in restrained a la Hannibal
Lecter]
Hopkins: Excellent. [hisses]
Burns: Next!
[William Shatner appears, dressed as Captain Kirk]
Shatner: Ex...cel-lent!
Burns: Next!
Homer: Exactly. Heh, heh...d'oh!
Burns: Next!
Chespirito: Exellente!
Spielbergo: Es muy bueno.
Burns: Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself.
-- "A Star is Burns"
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Smithers: He's unavailable.
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Championship.
Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch... - Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on
your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the... - Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a
good time.
[to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't ... - the Simpsons pull up, hop out of the car, and wave]
Burns:
Oh, goody: the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived.... - Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
Burns is going to have a little accident that might... - Lisa knocks]
Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll...
