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• Burns: Get me Steven Spielberg! Smithers: He's unavailable.
  Burns: Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!...
• Announcer: Coming up next, our feature race: the Nuclear Power Plant Championship.
  Plant plant! Burns: Ah, at last. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars....
• Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
  Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon....
• Burns: Oh please please, don't fight. Just go out back and have a good time.
  [to Smithers] Fire that man Smithers, I don't want him, or his unpleasant family to ruin my picnic....
• he Simpsons pull up, hop out of the car, and wave] Bu
  Oh, goody: the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived....
• Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
  Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh....
• Lisa knocks] Smithers: [answers] Yes? I -- why, it's Homer Simpson's daughter.
  Lisa: I thought you might be able to help me get in touch with the inventor of Malibu Stacy....
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....