You Know, It's Funny, Smithers. I Tried Every Tincture And Poultice And Tonic And Patent Medicine There Is, And All I Really Needed Was The Blood Of A Young Boy.

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You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and
tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the
blood of a young boy.
-- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion,
"Blood Feud"