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• Burns: Make yourselves at home. Bart: Hear that Dad?
  You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself....
• Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
  He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up in the morgue, he'll fax us....
• Bart: So, like sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?
  Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you? The Telltale Head...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it.
  I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions!...
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
  Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship any way they want....
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...