Mother: I don't know who to love more... My son Joshua who's
captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the
lead in the school play. Usually, I use their grades as a
tie-breaker, but they both got straight A's this term, so
what's a mother to do?
Marge: [helping herself to ample amounts of the punch] Umm-hmm. Well
I sense greatness in my family.
Mother: <Your> family?
Marge: Well, it's a greatness that others can't see... but it's there,
and if it's not <true> greatness we have, we're at <least>
average.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
