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• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
  -- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Burns: [smashes some pictures] [tries to overturn a table, but can't] Smithers, turn over this table for me.
  Smithers: Yes, sir....
• Hi, ho, faceless employees.
• This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can't be beat.
  [rubs his tummy] Mmm-mm!...
• That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
  -- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Burns: How much could it possibly cost to fix this place up?
  Smithers: Approximately fifty-six million dollars, sir....
• Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail.
  That's democracy for you. Smithers: You are noble and poetic in defeat, sir....