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• By the time this paid political announcement is done, every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hands.
  [realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends....
• So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
  It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...
• Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
  -- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
  Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
• Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
  am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
• But don't take my word for it. Let's ask an actor playing Charles Darwin what he thinks!
  -- The Simpso...
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Hi, ho, faceless employees.