By The Time This Paid Political Announcement Is Done, Every Johnny Lunchpail In This Whole Stupid State Will Be Eating Out Of My Hands.

By The Time This Paid Political Announcement Is Done, Every Johnny Lunchpail In This Whole Stupid State Will Be Eating Out Of My Hands.

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By the time this paid political announcement is done, every
Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating
out of my hands. [realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends.
-- Monty Burns presents his campaign advertisement,
"Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"

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But don't take <my> word for it. Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what &l
he> thinks....
So you're saying this fish may have an advantage over other fish.
It may be, in fact, a kind of `Super-Fish'!...
Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
-- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Homer: I hope Burns and I can count on your support, honey.
Marge: Homer, I'm a Bailey Booster. Homer: Oh, yeah?...
Advisor: Now remember to smile. Burns: [back to camera] I &l
am> smiling. Advisor: You'll have to do better than that....
Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
Ooh! Cushy!
-- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Hi, ho, faceless employees.
That Burns is just what this state needs: Young blood!
-- Abe, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...