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• Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Monty Burns.
  -- Monty Burns' campaign song, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• By the time this paid political announcement is done, every Johnny Lunchpail in this whole stupid state will be eating out of my hands.
  [realizes the camera is on] Oh, hello, friends....
• But don't take <my> word for it. Let's ask an actor portraying Charles Darwin what &l
  he> thinks....
• This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can't be beat.
  [rubs his tummy] Mmm-mm!...
• Wow! Super-Fish! -- Barney, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Hold me, Smithers. -- Monty Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish
• Ooh! Cushy!
  -- Homer sits in Monty Burns' car, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
• Hi, ho, faceless employees.
• YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!
  -- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...