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• Family: [singing] It's the Simpsons Family Smile Time Variety Hooooour!
  -- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase...
• Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls .
  .. two I suppose. Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot....
• Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight. Home
  I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave so soon....
• McClure: Welcome back! I'm talking with the curator of the museum of TV and Television, Mr.
  John Winslow. [Winslow is about to say something, but McClure gets up and leaves] In our final spinoff tonight, the Simpson family finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their talents....
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• McClure: "Spinoff!" Is there any word more thrilling to the human soul?
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure. [begins walking] You may remember me from such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "AfterMannix....
• Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family .
  .. Simpson! Roll Call! Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge, [strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large!...
• Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now! -- Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase
• Smithers: John! John: Uhh, oh, Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!
  Smithers: I know the Simpsons. [sotto voce] So this is your sick mother?...