Family: [singing] Come along and bring the family,
Come along and join the fun,
Come along and join the family
Join the family ... Simpson!
Roll Call!
Marge: Remember me, my name is Marge,
[strokes hair] The TV mom whose hair is large!
[holds up Maggie, who sucks her pacifier twice]
Bart: Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now!
Eat my shorts, don't have a cow!
"Lisa": I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning!
Sophomore prom queen five years running!
Go-o-o-o, Lisa! [jumps and shakes her pom-poms, like a
cheerleader]
-- If only the real Lisa knew what she was missing,
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
