Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection
plates in the dishwasher. Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how
many dead pigeons there were in the organ.
Lovejoy: Marge, you are a real timesaver. Do you know, thanks to you,
that I discovered a form of shame that's gone unused for 700
years?
Marge: [impressed] Wow.
[phone rings, and Lovejoy answers on speakerphone]
Lovejoy: Lovejoy here.
Skinner: [on phone] Reverend, this is Principal Skinner. I'm facing
a crisis, and I didn't know to whom to turn.
Lovejoy: All right.
Skinner: Mother's gone too far -- she's put cardboard over her half of
the television. We rented "Man Without a Face" -- I didn't
even know we had a problem! What should I do?
Lovejoy: Well, maybe you should read your Bible.
Skinner: Um, any particular passage?
Lovejoy: Oh, it's all good.
-- Timeless advice, "In Marge We Trust"
plates in the dishwasher. Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how
many dead pigeons there were in the organ.
Lovejoy: Marge, you are a real timesaver. Do you know, thanks to you,
that I discovered a form of shame that's gone unused for 700
years?
Marge: [impressed] Wow.
[phone rings, and Lovejoy answers on speakerphone]
Lovejoy: Lovejoy here.
Skinner: [on phone] Reverend, this is Principal Skinner. I'm facing
a crisis, and I didn't know to whom to turn.
Lovejoy: All right.
Skinner: Mother's gone too far -- she's put cardboard over her half of
the television. We rented "Man Without a Face" -- I didn't
even know we had a problem! What should I do?
Lovejoy: Well, maybe you should read your Bible.
Skinner: Um, any particular passage?
Lovejoy: Oh, it's all good.
-- Timeless advice, "In Marge We Trust"
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people.
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"U"s.
What a world. Marge: That's crazy. Lovejoy: So... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
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Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge:
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Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer... - Lovejoy: Hmmm. I'm a shepherd without a flock.
[looks heavenward] What have I done... - Marge: Uh... sorry.
Lovejoy: Thanks a lot, Marge. That was our only burlesque house.
Belle: I _do_ love it when you drop by, Marge. Next...
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Abe: No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth... - Lisa: I never realized before, but some Itchy & Scratchy cartoons send
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Bart: They what? Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa... - Now, Burnsie, there's one thing we don't stand for in the Hellfish,
and that's trying to kill your commanding officer.... - Marge: [in Lisa's room] Lisa's on a Sleepy Train
To rest her weary head.
Her ticket is a candy cane Made out of gingerbread...
