Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two
"U"s. What a world.
Marge: That's crazy.
Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?
[cut to Lovejoy's office]
Marge: Sermons about constancy and provicitude [?] are all very well
and good, but the church could be doing so much more to reach
out to people.
Lovejoy: Oh, I don't see you volunteering to make things better.
Marge: Well, okay, I will volunteer.
Lovejoy: I wasn't prepared for that.
-- Be careful what you ask for, "In Marge We Trust"
"U"s. What a world.
Marge: That's crazy.
Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?
[cut to Lovejoy's office]
Marge: Sermons about constancy and provicitude [?] are all very well
and good, but the church could be doing so much more to reach
out to people.
Lovejoy: Oh, I don't see you volunteering to make things better.
Marge: Well, okay, I will volunteer.
Lovejoy: I wasn't prepared for that.
-- Be careful what you ask for, "In Marge We Trust"
Related:
- Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection
plates in the dishwasher.
Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in
inviting you to dinner.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer... - Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
As long as the puppies don't do anything... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge:
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now... - Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has
happened.
Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother,...
From the same category:
- Scene shows Marge in the kitchen]
Marge: [threateningly] Bart,
I am going to _get_ you...[brandishes some... - Homer: I'm here to see Mr. Ormand.
Woman: Of course.
Right this way. [in the living room is held... - Bart: Let's go again, let's go again!
Lisa: No!
-
"The Brother From Another... - Marge's sign: An Independent Voter for Bailey
Lisa's T-shirt:
I wish I were old enough to vote for Bailey. Bart's... - Marge: Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying
and jimmying.
Motherly chastisement, "The PTA...
