Lovejoy: Can you believe it? They give you five "Q"s and only two
"U"s. What a world.
Marge: That's crazy.
Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?
[cut to Lovejoy's office]
Marge: Sermons about constancy and provicitude [?] are all very well
and good, but the church could be doing so much more to reach
out to people.
Lovejoy: Oh, I don't see you volunteering to make things better.
Marge: Well, okay, I will volunteer.
Lovejoy: I wasn't prepared for that.
-- Be careful what you ask for, "In Marge We Trust"
"U"s. What a world.
Marge: That's crazy.
Lovejoy: So, what's on your mind, Marge?
[cut to Lovejoy's office]
Marge: Sermons about constancy and provicitude [?] are all very well
and good, but the church could be doing so much more to reach
out to people.
Lovejoy: Oh, I don't see you volunteering to make things better.
Marge: Well, okay, I will volunteer.
Lovejoy: I wasn't prepared for that.
-- Be careful what you ask for, "In Marge We Trust"
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people
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection
plates in the dishwasher
Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in
inviting you to dinner
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer... - Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance
As long as the puppies don't do anything... - Lovejoy: [walks into the room] Yes, Marge?
Marge
Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now... - Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has
happened
Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother,...
