Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I Had A Bit Of An Ulterior Motive In Inviting You To Dinner.
Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in
inviting you to dinner.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!?
-- "Homer the Heretic"
Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I had a bit of an ulterior motive in inviting you to dinner.
Rev. Lovejoy: [surprised and angry] What!? -- "Homer the Heretic...
That Reverend Lovejoy <really> displeases Me. I think I'll give him a canker sore.
-- God, "Homer the Heretic...
Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...
Homer: God Himself told me I should seek a new path.
Rev. Lovejoy: [suspicious] Oh, really... Homer: Yeah....
Rev.: Marge is going to tell us about your faults, why don't you tell us about hers?
Homer: Oh, she's perfect. Rev.: Come on, Homer, what are her faults?...
Flanders: Reverend, I'm, uh, I'm afraid something terrible has happened.
Lovejoy: Well, sit down and rap with me brother, that's what I'm here for....
Marge: All done. I swept the aisles and put all the collection plates in the dishwasher.
Oh -- and you wouldn't believe how many dead pigeons there were in the organ....