Lisa: [wiping her dress] Oh, I can't get the smell of slurry out
of my clothes. I was a fool to help that horrible old
man!
Homer: I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone.
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
of my clothes. I was a fool to help that horrible old
man!
Homer: I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa. Never help anyone.
-- "The Old Man and the Lisa"
Related:
- Burns: You! That troublemaking girl!
Lisa: My name is Lisa
Mr. Burns. Lisa Simpson. Burns: It doesn't matter... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Burns: Sir, we've never met before, but my name is Mr
Burns and I want your daughter to help make me rich... - Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner
Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find... - Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your
time
[claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoover... - Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter
younger, and a better sax player than me. Ew, I feel... - Homer: [wobbly] Here you go, honey. [drops a can of Duff into a
bag]
That's about all the recycling *hic
I can handle today. Lisa: Dad, if you just drink one... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge. Things... - Lisa: Hi, Alison, I'm Lisa Simpson. Oh, it's great to finally meet
someone who converses above the normal eight-year-old level
Alison: Actually, I'm seven. I was just skipped ahead...
