Homer: [writing] "...It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my
life forever."
Bart: You the man, Homer!
Homer: Thanks, boy!
-- What it is, "Homer Goes to College"
life forever."
Bart: You the man, Homer!
Homer: Thanks, boy!
-- What it is, "Homer Goes to College"
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- It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
Homer Simpson Homer Goes To... - Bart: Well, Pop, what are you going to do?
Homer: [resolutely] Something I should have done a _long_ time ago.
[long pause] Marge: You don't know, do you? Homer:... - Marge: [goes into labor] Oh!
Homer: [rolls up his sleeves] Step aside.
I'll deliver this baby. Dr. H: Uh, why don't you let... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Bart: Dad?
Homer: What is it, boy?
Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say... - Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's
time to -
what did I teach you guys? Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty... - Homer: My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.
Abe: [springing up from the back seat] Hey! Homer:... - Homer: Marge, someone squeezed all the life out of these kids.
And unless movies and TV have lied to me, it's...
