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• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Bart: Hello? Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit Services Department.
  I was wondering if you had a chance to read the threatening letter we sent you....
• Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
  Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
• Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
  -- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Twelve hundred bucks?? I better just get one.
  -- Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
  Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
• Marge: All right, who broke my vase? Lisa: Who took all my test papers off the refrigerator and tore them up?
  Homer: Who spread garbage all over Flanders' yard before I got a chance to?...
• Bart: Hey, boy. How are you doing? [SLH growls at him] Man, what's gotten into you?
  [Snowball II hisses and meows at him] Jeez, you're pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day....
• Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
  Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...