Twelve hundred bucks?? I better just get one.
-- Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog,
"The Canine Mutiny"
-- Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog,
"The Canine Mutiny"
Related:
- Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me.... - Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, ... - Bart: I'm going to get the dog back!
Homer: [off-camera,
distant] The good dog or the bad dog? Bart: The... - Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you?
Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: ... - Bart: Wow! My own credit card! [kisses SLH] Thanks,
Santos! [SLH coughs up a quarter] ... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and
perform CPR.
Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the... - Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished
enough?
Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card ... - Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil
to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed...
