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  One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand over Bart's mouth] Home...
• At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking more and having a lot more fun.
  Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer, missing the point in the word "prohibition, "Homer vs....
• Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
  Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...
• You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
  he Eighteenth Amendme...
• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...