Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
Homer: Really? I heard good.
-- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
Homer: Really? I heard good.
-- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment"
Related:
- Marge: What on Earth happened down there??
Bart:
One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand... - At first, I thought prohibition was a good thing. People were drinking
more and having a lot more fun.
Without beer, prohibition doesn't work! -- Homer... - Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Homer... - You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish
vandalism.
Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth... - To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth... - Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death.
-- Homer to Marge,
short and sweet, "Homer vs. the Eighteenth... - Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banner... - Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you
goodbye?
Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can... - Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American...
From the same category:
- Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Marge: [reading the plaque] For heroic competence,
for narrowly averting a meltdown, and proving... - Marge: [interrupting] Homer, did you barricade the door?
Homer: Why? Oh, the Zombies.. No. [the back door... - Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh... - Hey, good to see you.
Glad you could make it.
Toby,
have you lost weight? -- Bart, the perfect host at...
