You See, Boy? The Real Money's In Bootlegging! Not In Your Childish Vandalism.
You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
Marge: What happened to you Homer? And what have you done to the car?
Homer: Nothing. Marge: I don't think it had broken axles before....
Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
he Eighteenth Amendme...
Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...
Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple.
Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?...
Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!...