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• To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Marge: What happened to you Homer? And what have you done to the car?
  Homer: Nothing. Marge: I don't think it had broken axles before....
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
  he Eighteenth Amendme...
• Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
  Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...
• Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
  Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...
• Banner: Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
  Wiggum: Well... no, no, no... I guess not. -- Can I at least have my invisible typewriter?...
• Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple.
  Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?...
• Narrator: And so, one town's brief flirtation with prohibition ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Liquor.
  Congratulations, Springfield! We wish you the very best!...