To Alcohol! The Cause Of -- And Solution To -- All Of Life's Problems!
To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
Homer: alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
Episode: don't remember, do you?...
Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problem
You see, boy? The real money's in bootlegging! Not in your childish vandalism.
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is _laughable_.
[starts a sickly laughter that sounds like a spasm] Well, you all know what laughter sounds like, don't you?...
Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
Gone bowling. Not back, avenge death. -- Homer to Marge, short and sweet, "Homer vs.
he Eighteenth Amendme...
Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol.
It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism....
Bart: [sneakishly insincere] Another gutter ball.
Gee, Homer, you sure do suck tonight! Home...
Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
Homer: [distant, barely audible] No you won't! Banne...